The doctor tells his patient, "I have bad new and terrible news. Which do you want first?"
"Give me the bad news", the patient says anxiously.
"You only have 24 hours left to live."
The patient, now highly distressed, yells, "What could be worse than that? What's the terrible news?!?"
"I should have told you yesterday."
Ha, ha! I don't want to be accused of not telling you about our Sale Items, especially the Sunbrella. Although we have sold a lot of the Sunbrella we have on sale, there are still several 1 to 7 yard pieces available. They are perfect for small projects. But, don't wait. They're going fast. We have already sold out of the Finished Products we had on sale. For Sale Fabric and Hardware, you may have less than 24 hours!
I hope your future holds only good news and better news!
P. S. If I don't get to talk to you, have a wonderful Thanksgiving! I am especially thankful for you, my customer.
P. S. S. Remember because of Sunbrella's Minimum Advertised Price Policy, you have to log-in to see the Sunbrella prices. Or, see the price when you add the item to the Shopping Cart. Thanks!